Short And Clean Jokes That Always Get The Laughs

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Dec 16, 2020 9:00 AM EST

Sometimes it's nice to keep the jokes free from vulgarity and dirty humor, and instead just nice and clean. These short and clean jokes apparently have an unfailing ability to always get the laughs going in the room. Might as well pack them in your back pocket for the next time you need a solid icebreaker, or someone you know could use a little boost of humor. 

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